Monday 23 January 2012

Tip 166: Answer back a drunk pedestrian.

  • I would be pleased to sample some of your tasty beverage, but I'm in rather a rush just now.
  • While flattered by your error, I must advise I am not Lance Armstrong.
  • I assume you are referring to the seat post, and you are quite mistaken - it finishes at the seat.
  • I do have a drivers license, I just prefer not to use it.
  • While flattered by your error, I must advise I am not Kathy Watt.
  • Thanks, but I prefer to keep my pink bits covered up.
  • 100 psi, or 6.89475729 bars.


BONUS TIP: Shout questions at drunk pedestrians. Here are some to keep em guessing:


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