Many things dogs like - such as rolling
in decayed possum, sniffing other dogs genitals, and pooing in public
with a funny little smile on their face - reveal their total absence
of aesthetic sense. So when a dog determines you worthy of the chase,
you are right to feel aggrieved.
This is $450 bucks worth of Rapha,
I've been working on these legs, and this haircut comes from the same
guy who styles Guy Sebastian. So take your furry little head and your
cute wet nose and piss off, you troglodyte!
BONUS TIP: With dogs, the dullards,
these argument have no traction. They'll chase you with the same savage
determination they put into tearing open a rubbish bin, making everyone who sees the pursuit wonder if you wash.
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