Tip 166: Answer back a drunk pedestrian.

• I would be pleased to sample some of your tasty beverage, but I'm in rather a rush just now.
• While flattered by your error, I must advise I am not Lance Armstrong.
• I assume you are referring to the seat post, and you are quite mistaken - it finishes at the seat.
• I do have a drivers license, I just prefer not to use it.
• While flattered by your error, I must advise I am not Kathy Watt.
• Thanks, but I prefer to keep my pink bits covered up.
• 100 psi, or 6.89475729 bars.

BONUS TIP: Shout questions at drunk pedestrians. Here are some to keep em guessing:

• Where is Corona made?
• Who won the 1998 Tour de France?
• What are the ten exotic botanicals in Bombay Sapphire gin?
• Who is Kathy Watt?
• How many schooners in a New South Wales pint?
• Why don't you shut the fuck up?