Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Tip 162: Clean off filth.



When the weight of the bike is two-thirds crud, when you don't have to wear long pants to work because everything below the knee is permanently stained black, and when your rear cassette resembles a termite mound, it may be time to clean off the filth. 
BONUS TIP: Put down the old pair of jocks you use as a rag – what you need is a truck full of empty 44 gallon drums. After you've worked like Sisyphus to fill them, apply to the EPA for permission before you dump it. The alternative is prosecution, nasty fines and a lifetime of Friends of the Earth re-editing your Wikipedia page to make sure the fact is never excised and you are never forgiven.

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