When the weight of the bike is
two-thirds crud, when you don't have to wear long pants to work
because everything below the knee is permanently stained black, and
when your rear cassette resembles a termite mound, it may be time to
clean off the filth.
BONUS TIP: Put down the old pair of
jocks you use as a rag – what you need is a truck full of empty 44
gallon drums. After you've worked like Sisyphus to fill them, apply
to the EPA for permission before you dump it. The alternative is prosecution, nasty fines
and a lifetime of Friends of the Earth re-editing your Wikipedia page
to make sure the fact is never excised and you are never forgiven.
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