What's hot right now is Mad Men - the
HBO glamfest, not the dangerous and deranged adult males. Along with
it comes dapper dressing, gesticualting with cigarettes, brooding at
typewriters, downtube shifters and Martinis at five (at the
latest).
Carry this retro-chicery into your ride
by reaching for your downtube shifters with the hand that holds your
cigarette. Watch as the spidery plumes of smoke are whipped away
beneath your seat only to emerge behind you like so much cancerous
butt-exhaust.
BONUS TIP: As you periodically reach
down between your legs to adjust your settings, watch passers-by
marvel and swoon. Do not expect the same effect if you try to
replicate this off the bike...
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