Tip 124: Ride angry

If your boss has the empathy of a mouldy banana, the logic of a festering sore and the charm of a wafting fart, you regularly get the opportunity to set a land-speed record on the way home from work.

BONUS TIP: In this way, you build the big stonking legs that will enable you to climb the corporate ladder high enough to - one day - be your current boss's boss. Or to leap from the hurtling train that  is your career, and run away, fast.