Saturday, 12 November 2011

Tip 132: Make your mother worry

You do wear your helmet don't you? I see some stupid boys riding around without helmets.  You wouldn't do that would you?
I worry about you with those cars.
At night? Are you sure you want to? I'm sure I could fit that bike in the back of the car and drive you home.
Can I give you a lift?
BONUS TIP: Don't try to describe brakeless bikes to your mum, or she'll worry you are going to get one.  Don't tell your mum about that one close call where the tram's cold hard flank squished up against you.  Don't let your mum read your blog.

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