Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Tip 120: Sticker your bike

Cover your bike up.
Maybe you want to hide the brand to make it less stealable. Maybe you want to cover it because you are a bit ashamed it is an Apollo not a Gazelle.

Sticker up, but beware that like a Pringle, a snort of pure Colombian, or a young lover it's hard to stop at just one.
Soon your Obama '08 will be battling for space with One Less Car, which is in turn eclipsing Triple R; and half the weight of your ride is pvc plastic and glue.  

BONUS TIP: The left wing has a true monopoly on the bike-mounted adhesive rectangle.  No-one wants a bike with a Bush-Cheney 2004 sticker or a Young Nationals sticker.
Which is why they are prime theft deterrent and will soon be made available through this website at very reasonable prices.


  1. Black Jack Shellac17 November 2011 at 23:48

    Stop it man, you're killing me ... killing!