Who's this douche-bag? Is that a dutch bike? With flat tires?
I reckon I can take him when this light turns green.
I'll just stop here in the pedestrian crossing so I can take off first.
Now, let me check my facebook. What? No new notifications? Maybe I'd be more popular if I got a new bike? Would that make a difference? It's probably my haircut.
Maybe I'll post about getting rid of this fringe. Could I go for a an undercut? maybe a mohawk, or would that look silly with this moustache?
Wha?
Why is the douche-bag overtaking me?
Oh ... green light ...
BONUS TIP: Ignore the death-stare when you stop in front of him at the next intersection.
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