Thursday, 14 July 2011

Tip 18: Watch the Tour

Watching someone else pee is inconsiderate.
Watching other people copulate is considered immoral and watching motorsport is evidence of cerebral insufficiency.
Watching cycling is, however, quite refined, like eating a gel made by dissolving a pearl in the blood of Johnny Hoogerland. Talk about it and people will nod knowingly.

BONUS TIP: Staying up late and snuggling into the couch will yield few improvements to your pedalling technique, but that chocolate spread is gonna get finished, no matter what you tell yourself.

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