Tip 30: Change how you carry your lock

That U-lock holster that seemed so "deck" on that cycling website turned out to be a big pile of shit.  That frame mount broke. And the spinal bruising from carrying it in the crumpler is getting passe.
I have a brilliant idea - I'll just hang it off the handlebars!

BONUS TIP: If you haven't considered buying a gold bike chain lock and wearing it like Mr T, you haven't been riding long enough yet, fool.