Sunday, 17 July 2011

Tip 20: Think about removing your pie plate

It serves no function, but does it really serve no function?
Is removing it bowing to some sort of fashion police edict?
Would they put it on if it really did *absolutely* nothing?
Is this the first step to socklessly rocking boat shoes, or casually throwing on a Dolce and Gabbanna tie to ride your track set-up in a variety of shades of lime? Hmm.

BONUS TIP: Take it off, sure, of course. But leave those wheel reflectors on just in case.

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