Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Tip 29: Stop in front of someone who's stopped in front of someone

Who are these douche-bags? Is that a dutch bike?  Look at that guy's fringe
I reckon I can take him when this light turns green.  
I'll just stop here in front of the pedestrian crossing so I can take off first. 
etc. etc. ad infinitum.
BONUS TIP: Fundamentalists may get away with this manoeuvre on the basis that the reverse line-up, or shoal formation, is condoned in Scripture. 
 But many who are first will be last, and the last first. - Matthew 19:27-30
Even if you have the fish sticker on your bike, you will need to possess pretty sharp acceleration to receive forgiveness for this act.


  1. Oh I HATE that. The height of obnoxiousnessness...or something.

  2. So that's what it's called. I thought it was just 'being a douche'.