Tip 29: Stop in front of someone who's stopped in front of someone
Who are these douche-bags? Is that a dutch bike? Look at that guy's fringe! I reckon I can take him when this light turns green. I'll just stop here in front of the pedestrian crossing so I can take off first. etc. etc. ad infinitum. BONUS TIP: Fundamentalists may get away with this manoeuvre on the basis that the reverse line-up, or shoal formation, is condoned in Scripture.
But many who are first will be last, and the last first. - Matthew 19:27-30
Even if you have the fish sticker on your bike, you will need to possess pretty sharp acceleration to receive forgiveness for this act.