Anti-Schlep? Haven't heard of it.
Schleck? With a -ck, as in "don't give a fuck"?
Sorry. Not trying to be rude.
Sure sometimes I race people on the bike, but that doesn't mean I want to watch other people do it. I don't watch porno either.
No really, if I wanted to see a bunch of skinny dudes with labels on their chests I would just go to that club on Getrude street.
You haven't been? The DJ there is just amazing.
BONUS TIP: Seriously, three weeks of watching TV every night til 2? What is this, college?