If it doesn't rain: find a big puddle and smash right through it.
If the road are icy: ride.
If it's not icy: ride on the tram tracks, (for bonus points, you can show off your "look mum no hands").
If the traffic is terrible: ride.
If there's not enough cars, start flipping the bird and hurling abuse at the few you do see.
BONUS TIP:
If its cold, get gloves and ride
If its not cold enough, move to Canada, where 'the elephant in the room' when it comes to cycle safety is Hypo-fucking-thermia.
Please move here and vote against the (big oil owned and operated) jackass Harper.
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