Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Tip 146: Get attacked by a duck

One minute you're coasting along the riverside path, thinking about last night's Chinese dinner, and the next - Quaaaark! - you're under duck attack.
Beaks are going where beaks aren't welcome and feathers are flying as you battle to avoid both squirting duck dirt and falling in the river, while a phalanx of cute little yellow ducklings look on darkly from side of path.

BONUS TIP: Shouldn't have had all those little roast duck pancakes with the cucumber and that tasty brown sauce.  They know.

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