Ride through a heavily populated part of town and pull up at a set of lights. A group of people of the opposite sex is sitting outside a pub or bar drinking.
While you wait for the lights to change, considering the beautiful blue-sky evening and trying not to think about going to work the next day, the drinkers laugh and yell out:
"Hey, can we pinch your arse?"
BONUS TIP: This is an event as rare as the moon-landing and will be remembered for ever as dramatic evidence of how great you are - but only if you are male.
If you are female this is as familiar as the 6 o'clock news, and like the news, it is just more banal evidence that the world is fucked.