Good vegans ride round with their mouths shut, but the rest are in danger of swallowing a fly at some point.
When it happens - gag, cough, spit - remember the green goo in the middle of a fly is 100 per cent protein. If you forgot to pack your energy bars, scooping up a juicy blowfly could power you up the next hill.
BONUS TIP: Try not to get obsessed with finding a spider to swallow next. Who knows where that might end.
corollary: Get a bee stuck in your helmet.
ReplyDeleteHappened to me once on my ride home, bee got stuck in my helmet and stung me. I guess he didn't like the smell of man-sweat in there.
-RobwDaddy
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