With summer coming on, it's time to think about entertaining. To make sure what you serve up is what everyone is talking about, take the time to do a little more with your Salmon this summer. Here are a few tips:
Smoked Salmon: Ride a bike the wrong way up a street while under the influence of the weed.
Tinned Salmon: Ride a bike the wrong way up a street while wearing a suit of armour.
Salmon Roe: Ride the wrong way up Saville Row.
Blini: Ride the wrong way up a street while covered in sour cream and riding a small flat bike made of buckwheat. (Buckwheat recumbents are the latest in bamboo bike technology: likely to be hot this summer, but stale shortly thereafter).
BONUS TIP:
Salmon Mousse: if you really want to make an event to remember, trap a bull moose, tame and saddle it before riding it up a one way street in Alaska.
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