Tip 86: Misspell brakes

They call me
I-before E-Z
I put the rap into
orthography
Driving slow
through eBay descriptions
Spraying my Uzi
at faulty inscriptions
Fool tries to write BRAKES,
types BREAKS instead
If I'm around he'll soon be dead
Hipster, set me up
with a personal ring tone
Cause I'm calling you
on your homophone
You're about to be shown
into the twilight zone
to make you atone
for your lexicon(e).

BONUS TIP: Album dropping soon through Pedal/Peddle Records.