Sometimes it's nice to let your beard
grow. Rather than stressing about shaving and all.
Fuck the high-effort, high expense
world of modern fashion and just let yourself go. It's a
minimalistic, environmentally-sound approach
Let your nose hair grow down into your
moustache, while your vegemite stains join together until your
wardrobe is all dark brown. It won't affect your self esteem unless
you decide to let it.
Once you've reached a comfortable
equilibrium, start to relax other socially-dictated “standards”.
Don't grease your chain, don't clean
your downtube, don't dry off your bike and don't clean off the spider
webs.
It's all just an capitalo-aesthetic
conspiracy to make you spend more dough on the giant shiny carousel
that is the modern bike industry.
BONUS TIP: Well, it worked for Joaquin Phoenix right?
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