Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Tip 81: Talk Bike

Being a cyclist is joining a secret society.  A link exists from you to every cyclist you see on the roads.
This is how that link is exercised:

  • Ask them how their ride was;
  • Tell them about the one dickhead driver that came out of nowhere;
  • Listen to them complain about the noise their chain makes;
  • Remark on this lovely weather.

BONUS TIP: Contemplate this: can an edifice of profundity be made from bricks of inanity?


  1. Most certainly, yes.

    And +1 for profundity, one of my 'Proposed words to be brought back into Common Usage'.


  2. Thanks. I aspire to be for archaic vocab what JT was for sexy.