Thursday, 1 September 2011

Tip 57: Browse for a new bike

On eBay, gumtree, craigslist, you can ponder what it would be like to have a whole new cycling identity.
Ride a $45,000 sculpture made exclusively of carbon atoms taken from the ankles of Milanese catwalk models and grafted together by a direct descendant of Michaelangelo himself.
Or spend $29 on a Huffy that has clearly been left in the rain since it was last ridden in 96. "tiers need sum air - othrwise perfct!"

BONUS TIP: A bike been ridden "once" has been ridden >50 times.  Small scratches on the downtube are major structural weaknesses.  A 2009 model is a 2004 model.

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