Monday, 1 August 2011

Tip 32: See some colleagues naked

Capitalism's hidden heart is a reliance on humans' love for one another.
It is non-market transactions, internal to the firm, that dominate the economy.
This is where cycling fits into capitalism's cunning plan. When you get a daily eyeful of your colleagues' junk in the change rooms at work, a certain bond is forged. 
As it revulses, it creates a lattice of understanding and teamwork that strengthens the corporate behemoths.

BONUS TIP: When getting dressed, for the love of god, put your underpants on first. Why fuss over your windsor knot before you've even clad your nuts?

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