Sunday, 21 August 2011

Tip 48: Try mountain biking

Trees are the cars of mountain biking, but if one collides with you, it's harder to get your buddies to back you up that it wasn't your fault.

BONUS TIP: squirrels are the pedestrians of mountain biking - constantly emerging from nowhere and risking their skinny mammalian necks. Big jumps are the police cars of the forest - audacious riding will be punished and meekness rewarded. Swallow your pride, rookie. Dismount and walk past, if you have to.

1 comment:

  1. Squirrels ARE just like pedestrians with their undecisive and skittering ways. I have come very close to hitting one of each lately.

    Your blog really makes me smile.