Anti-Schlep? Haven't heard of it.
Oh.
Schleck? With a -ck, as in "don't give a fuck"?
Sorry. Not trying to be rude.
Sure sometimes I race people on the bike, but that doesn't mean I want to watch other people do it. I don't watch porno either.
No really, if I wanted to see a bunch of skinny dudes with labels on their chests I would just go to that club on Getrude street.
You haven't been? The DJ there is just amazing.
BONUS TIP: Seriously, three weeks of watching TV every night til 2? What is this, college?
Urban Riding Tips: Cycling the city
Showing posts with label tour de france. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tour de france. Show all posts
Saturday, 23 July 2011
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Tip 18: Watch the Tour
Watching someone else pee is inconsiderate.
Watching other people copulate is considered immoral and watching motorsport is evidence of cerebral insufficiency.
Watching cycling is, however, quite refined, like eating a gel made by dissolving a pearl in the blood of Johnny Hoogerland. Talk about it and people will nod knowingly.
BONUS TIP: Staying up late and snuggling into the couch will yield few improvements to your pedalling technique, but that chocolate spread is gonna get finished, no matter what you tell yourself.
Watching other people copulate is considered immoral and watching motorsport is evidence of cerebral insufficiency.
Watching cycling is, however, quite refined, like eating a gel made by dissolving a pearl in the blood of Johnny Hoogerland. Talk about it and people will nod knowingly.
BONUS TIP: Staying up late and snuggling into the couch will yield few improvements to your pedalling technique, but that chocolate spread is gonna get finished, no matter what you tell yourself.
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